I'm feeling sassy today... I don't know why.
So anyway, the name of my "to be" webcomic has been changed from "Peanut Butter and Bananas" to "Tangents & Bananas" mainly because a) I like to get tangential on people's asses and 2. Bananas kick the aforementioned tangentized asses.
It'll be up and running whenever I feel like it, and by "it", I mean kicking my brother's pasty ass until he makes it.
I also have 134 more comics I've made over spring break.
Most of them are horrible and would make devout Christians question the existence of God.
That limits the me to those that are "barely acceptable" and not "morally disreputable"... so about a dozen.
Fun Fact: Ten of those comics made fun of abortions, 23 were various "themed" orgies.
I'm in the progress of doing the lines, AND I've decided to colour them, score!

Oh yeah, awesome story.
So I was stumbling around the internet, as I normally do, and I find this Metal Gear Solid code name generator.
My name came up as "Katana Narwhal".
Fa-rick-in Sa-weeeeeeet!!!!!
Especially since for the past few weeks I've been obsessed with Narwhals.
Seriously, they're like the resultant mutant offspring of a freaky sex romp between a whale and a unicorn.
I would assume the unicorn would be the male in that copulation, considering the whale penis would be about as big as the unicorn.

Quote of the day:
Me: Hey, police officer, is it illegal to emotionally cripple someone so much that he or she commits suicide?
Officer: ...what?